Saturday, January 27, 2007

My Water Bottle Hates Me

So, I just got a brand new water bottle. I made a special trip to Target (Grant couldn't believe I did this) to get this water bottle, because ever since Pinky won it at our first ever Albuquerque Pink Poker Night, I've been wanting it. Well, I've been using it quite a bit lately, and I swear, it's out to get me. It never fails - never fails - that at some point during the day I will spill water all over me. I've analyzed this situation, and come to the conclusion that it's not me being clumsy (go with me here), it's actually the water bottle's fault.

You see, I've been drinking out of regular water bottles for years, and then all the sudden a get a new one, with a wider mouth. My mouth is used to drinking out of a smaller bottle mouth, so that's why I've been having a spilling problem. If said water bottle had a regular sized mouth, I wouldn't be soaking my clothes every single day for a week!

But I'll keep using it, because it's pink and it's cute and I like it.


  1. Anonymous9:33 AM

    Very brave of you, Kelly, to talk about your drinking problem in a public forum... :-)

  2. Anonymous3:48 PM

    ...they say the first step is admitting the problem! Good on ya!

  3. Anonymous5:53 PM

    You should have put 7 weird things about you

  4. Anonymous6:03 PM

    Andy wants to know what Grant thinks about your drinking problem.

  5. Anonymous7:49 PM

    As a Florida State alum, Grant's probably not even noticed that there is a problem...

  6. Anonymous7:53 PM

    All I can say is, "Wow!" Who knew a stupid post about me spilling water on myself would bring so many comments. And a comment from Cody, no less!!

  7. Anonymous6:52 AM

    slendid bottle. i must have one. target you say? they're opening one within 3 miles of me in 6 months. excited to say the least.

  8. Anonymous3:45 PM

    So, I just noticed that you have a link to this on your myspace... ok, ok, I'm totally stalking you...

    My two cents--I too have a water bottle that often drips upon me. Like, the water goes up over my top lip and spills all down my chin and neck.

    And, it looks a lot like your pretty pink one, except it's fatter, and orange.