We're in the middle of potty training Cami, so we're doing a lot of asking "Do you have to pee? Do you have to poop?" The other night, this is how it went.
Me: Cami, do you have to poop? Do you want to sit on the potty?
Cami: Mermaids don't poop on the potty!
Me: Are you a mermaid?
Me: Okay, where do mermaids poop?
Cami: They don't poop anywhere!
This morning, the girls came in our room when they woke up. Watley was laying on the floor on a pile of pillows, and Kendall got him up and started hitting him with pillows. I told her that wasn't nice. This is what Cami had to say...
Cami: Oh, Watley. You have one nice sister, and one not nice sister.
Me: Oh! Watley has a nice sister and a not nice sister? Who's the not nice sister?
Cami points to Kendall
Me: Who's the nice sister?
Cami points to herself and starts cracking up.